Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

Four Week Plan

A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.

Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?

Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.

Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!

by olga patacki November 3, 2009

four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.

She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

Five-Year Plan

A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.

It's time to launch our first Five-Year Plan to kickstart the banana manufacturing industry.

by CGmac June 29, 2025

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 19, 2025

planff

A word describing the action, or sound, of a penis slapping off the human cheek i.e. a cock-slap

Stu: Wow Freddie, did you hear Katy being planffed last night,? It was amazingly loud.
Freddie: Yeahh, it woke me up. I was wondering why she had a black eye today.

by Stubag April 2, 2009

Planfunctory

The act of planning or having any involvement in planning only to follow through with totally different actions.

Yo you said we all should meet at 78th on the west side 9am and you told my sister to meet you the same time downtown on the east side. That's just straight up planfunctory.

by TripleG November 28, 2012