Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Paddyaker

The super amazing and cool people that often make panther sounds and crawl around in book stores!

WOW those Paddyakers are like wild monkey crawling around the book store!

by thepanther2742 October 27, 2010

snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Double Paddy

a threesome with two Irish guys.

Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.

by Hulk19 June 18, 2020

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

Plaid Day

Plaid Day, May 18th, is the day where the sheer magnificence and general wonderfulness of plaid is celebrated around the world. Plaid Day is celebrated by wearing plaid on your person. Those who refuse to adorn themselves in the Sacred Flannel are duly sacrificed. Serious Plaidies indulge in tribal plaid face paint and the ceremonial burning of a kilt. Common phrases used on Plaid Day include, "I'm plaid with that," "You're TOTALLY plaiding today," and "That's SO plaid."

Jessica celebrated Plaid Day by dying her hair in plaid stripes.

by Jill Harris April 26, 2005

that's a paddlin'

For something that shouldn't be done, and if done, results in a paddlin'

Jasper: Talkin' outta turn. That's a paddlin'
Lookin' out da window. That's a paddlin'
Starin' ats mys sandles. That's a paddlin;
Paddlin' the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

by Victor142 July 30, 2011