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Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.
Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!
by Emas Diez April 20, 2006
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Picassoing

The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.

Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"

"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."

"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
by Master-Nate July 1, 2012
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pijaso de mark

It is used in some areas of Spain, but it is used more often in English. This expression means that someone wants to have lots of sex with you with his tiny dick.
I met with Christoph yesterday and he wantes to pijaso de mark.
by susilacotorra January 24, 2022
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pipastrillo

a complete nob 'ead
someone who wears the same shitty clothing everyday and never goes shopping for new stuff
Penny, u wanna come shopping?
Nah, id rather sit on the computer coz im a pipastrillo
by PhelchyBaby January 31, 2009
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Pijaso

Te van a dar un buen pijaso maje
by castellano September 3, 2018
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The Picasso

Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.
I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.
by FILTHYPIG October 8, 2006
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porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.
I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.
by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008
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