Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013