possumated

the act of a single player contributing more than any other player to the winning of a football game

The MVP of a football game

A player named "Joe" possumated the game by having 2 interceptions and gaining possession of the ball after a fumble

by I.was.there November 10, 2011

Postulate

To postulate means, but is not limited to, the following:
-An Orgasm
-Masturbating

-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.

Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.

by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011

pesculate

Alternative to 'speculate'

"I have got to pesculate that God himself
Did make us into corresponding shapes like
Puzzle pieces from the clay"

by Nelt_badgewalt February 21, 2006

Pusculate

(V.) To cum, to spew cum

James pusculated after he masturbated.

by Jayde September 29, 2004

posculate

verb - To alter a thing so as to make it like a poscule. To impart poscule-like properties.

Past tense: posculated

Those thin wire hangers can really posculate a wet shirt!

by Punchey May 6, 2006

Pissplatter

The annoying spray of urine encountered upon using certain urinals in mens' restrooms

"Why are you covering your crotch"
"I just went to the restroom and had a horrible case of pissplatter. Damn those urinals"

by saintwood02 November 25, 2009

pissitated

pissy + irritated = pissitated

Feeling very pissitated

by tj1234* October 11, 2012