Petey Piranha

A giant freakish-looking plant-monster that is clad in nothing but red and white polkadotted underwear. Attacks by either puking up toxic sludge (in Super Mario Sunshine) or by leaping up and stomping down, and swinging cages which are permanently welded to its arms (in Super Smash Bros. Brawl). Has also been spotted playing golf for some reason.

Petey Piranha: "ROOOOOAR *swings cages*"

by Ricky Romero August 1, 2008

titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey

*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA

by danicuntcake April 11, 2015

rockcock piranha

The groupies and the thirsty concert goers that hangout front (and center) at music shows. Easily spotted grabbing for the legs,cocks or ass of front men . Some even go for the bassist or guitarist.

Many rockcock piranhas well follow certain bands hopelessly grabbing for cock night after night or every night that the said band plays the area of which rockcock piranhas dwell/ habitate.

Word originated in the Midwest USA

That was a great concert!!! I can't believe that the rockcock piranha almost pulled the singer off stage trying to get a handful of that ass/cock.(legs).

I see that rockcock prianha at every show these guys play.rockcockprianha

by Mizzle T. December 21, 2017

Penny Piranha Puss

Whether you are a guy or a girl; if a guy, you are slippin the 2 finger bone chiller to a lucky lady while you are sittin on top of one of your best friends. If a girl, you are the one receiving the 2 fingers of doom, while sitting on that guys best friend.

Jake and Megan pulled of the Penny Piranha Puss while sitting on top of Cullen?! No way!!!

by rivriv February 12, 2009

Welsh Piranha

When you're having a conversation with your mate from Swansea and he keeps on biting on every comment.

Chris: So Liverpool lost again; you think Klopp should get fired?
Gareth: Ahh man you don't know anything about football, look at their net spend thou......blah blah blah.
Chris: These welsh piranha's are biting today ;o)

by dipz187 May 4, 2018

Dirty Piranha

A dirty piranha is a piece of sh*t shaped like a cock, and shoved up a girls vag. its then pissed on. then the girl will take it, and give it a blow job.

"YO NOAH, yesterday i took a shit and soved it up jasmines vag! and she pissed on it! then gave it a blow job!"

"ian, me and sydney did the same thing, its called a dirty piranha!"

by I.A.N. March 16, 2009

Awkward Piranha

Someone who is exceedingly awkward, yet in a loveable way.

Dude, i love you, but that was so awkward... You're being an awkward piranha.

by 4716cms October 2, 2010