pinner

1.) A very skinny person
2.) Something extremely stupid/annoying

Dude your mom is so pinner for grounding you.

Look at that pinner kid!

by big_pun April 18, 2003

pinner

A penis that is either thin or just very small (like a blunt pin)

Joe: Haha, did you see martins penis?

Sam: Yea he's got a right pinner...

Tom: yea, i bet he wears a merkin too!

by pinnerussy May 31, 2012

Pinner

A ridiculously small dick i.e. a chip dick.

Nikki: I'm so fed up with Josh's pinner!

Isaac: How about you get with Alex, apparently he's got a schlong!

by turdburgularoftheyear December 2, 2014

charles "jellyroll" pinner

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.

Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!

by Doghunter August 8, 2017

Pincers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nose hairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together in order to grab the hair to pluck.


Alternatively, a crab or lobster has pincers or claws which they use to grab and tear objects with, such as food.

When cooked, crab pincers are edible. Crab pincers are also known as scissors and have a very high strength, capable of snapping bone.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of pincers.

by blackbone March 23, 2009

pinner

Having an extremely small penis. Not well endowed.

Johnny's definitly got a pinner!

by yuengling215 July 4, 2007

pinnarsexual

An unthinkable sexuality, where the child is sexually attracted to their parents, and then the child and both the mother and father react in having a threesome.

Child: Mom, I think I'm a pinnarsexual.

Mom: Wait until your dad gets home from work!

by Claire Rahoo June 27, 2008