pilgrim giver

To give with hidden expectations and stipulations, like the Pilgrims did years ago to the Native Americans.

"Do you remember when Thomas lent me his headphones? It turns out he fully expected me set him up with my sister! That guy's a total pilgrim giver."

by nocommayes June 5, 2018

Hungry Pilgrim

A sexual act involving a man and a woman. For several months, the man masturbates into a jar, filling the jar to the brim. Before executing the Hungry Pilgrim, the man empties the jar into a turkey baster. On the end of this turkey baster, the man affixes a dildo with a hole through the center, so that semen can travel out through the dildo. He then leaves the turkey baster under his bed. When the couple copulates, just after the man finishes, he takes the turkey baster out from under the bed and starts fucking the woman with it while emptying the turkey baster into her, filling her with several months worth of semen.

"Yeah I gave my woman the Hungry Pilgrim last night and she ended up calling the police."

by TheHungryPilgrim July 1, 2012

The Pilgrimage of Grace

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Scott Pilgrim

A word to use when one jumps head-first out of a window to a escape a situation/event that could be nervous or unpleasant.

"Hey, do you know where Josh is? we were gonna meet up for dinner and I haven't seen him around."
*Glass shatter*
"Oh, looks like he just did a Scott Pilgrim."

by Hurricanezer September 18, 2023

Pilgrim's Plunge

While receiving a blow job, you ask to lay down flat on their back while standing over them, pretending to put dick in their mouth once more asking to close their eyes, you shit on their face. ...The Pilgrim's Plunge

Man: "Lay down so I can finish on your face."

Woman: "Okay baby."

Man: "Close your eyes."

Woman: "I'm ready."

Man: "Ugh PILGRIM'S PLUNGE!"

Woman: "Shit!"

Man: "Exactly."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Wounded Pilgrim

The Wounded Pilgrim is performed during doggystyle sex. Upon approaching ejaculation, the male grabs the female's hips and shoulder, picks her up, and slams her head through a wall.

Dude, I totally Wounded Pilgrim'd Gia.

by WoundedPilgrim February 24, 2010

Liberty Pilgrim

Someone so obtuse they have been kicked off any message board with a moderator. Often takes the form "ButtFlavoredPopDork", "walkerman", "IfishIam" and "ArcoWimper" to escape detection on new boards.

Example: Liberty Pilgrim is off his meds and ruining another good message board. Give it five minutes and ButtFlavoredPopDork will show up and compliment Liberty Pilgrim on a great post.

by one_of_a_1000_aliases April 22, 2003