karl pilkington

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

by see see July 5, 2004

pilkers

someone who is generally always saying stupid stuff / this stupid stuff makes people laugh.

I didnt know there was a carphone warehouse in cardiff?(from a girl who has lived there all her life) (there are 6) therfore a pilkers.

by captain1111111 January 19, 2009

pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

by Kizzi May 23, 2006

pilker

massive consumer/enjoyer or soy and is a gay ass faggot.

God george is being such a pilker today

by lewis115 May 21, 2023

Quentin pilko

A young man who lives 283 miles from old residence where fellow bros lived in nearby town’s. These towns are known as colebrook, winsted, canton, Torrington, and riverton.

Quentin pilko is coming back to old home residence to see fellow homies

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021

Pilkinton

People are jealous of them. SOUTHERN. Someone who everyone knows, great to be around even when they have there moments of being a ass. Highlight of the party or your day. Usaly part of the center of attention, great in bed, very sweet and loveing but doesnt show it all the time. Someone you can always talk to and make you fell special even though there the reason you need to talk to someone. Always there when ya need something. Over all great person to be around and know.

"Man Pilkinton sure big make our night."

"I would of never made it with out Pilkinton."

"I'm glad i know Pilkinton he/she is great."

Pilkinton

by Yankee White February 3, 2010