An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.
Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.
Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.
Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.
Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.
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