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Pineapple 

A magical mystery. It's not a pine; nor an apple! So what the heck is it?

A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
Guy 1: Wtf is a pineapple
Guy 2: no idea
Pineapple by dreadlordhg October 20, 2016

pineapple 

a pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.
she's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple....
pineapple by mary jane January 15, 2004

pineapple 

Can i have a definition?
pineapple. Really? No not really.
pineapple by Jnix121212 January 6, 2008

Pineapple 

1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
pineapple
2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!

pineapple 

the best fruit ever that is the better then sex, weed, alchol, or tactical nukes and that only lames are allergic to.
Dude look at that pineapple covering her tits.
pineapple by lawnmower owner 12 March 17, 2010