phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious

Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!

by penis-mon January 2, 2010

phony

Telephone company employee.

That phony' s here to fix your landline

by DickSavage February 28, 2013

camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

Four Star Phony

Four star phony: Often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. A person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. A person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. An expert at conveying false impressions about ones importance. The liar that is highest up the food chain.

Our manager Mr. Smith sure likes to bark orders, but he doesn't know the first thing about running this department.
He is such a four star phony.

That four star phony sure likes to tell some fantastic stories about the old days.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 17, 2011

phonky

Messed up, worn out, second class, of little value.

Man where'd you get that phonky haircut?

by real123 July 12, 2006

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Phonely

The anxious emotional state of a person whose smart phone has died, been lost, or left behind at home/work.

I forgot my cell phone at home this morning and am feeling very phonely.

by Aradan October 2, 2012