Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

[phoneboothing]

Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the one dud sitting on the maching talking on your cell phone. The locker rooms have benches, go sit in there.

"I would really like to use that machine but that dude is phoneboothing."

by amandaj03 January 7, 2009

PhoneBooker

A person that only uses Facebook on a Phone, cant keep up with anything and is always asking out-of-touch questions.

Or flat out ignoring everything on Facebook while constantly posting personal events as if they are on Twitter.

"I'm really getting tired of all the PhoneBookers who post what they are eating for dinner, but what really gets to me is all the Phonebookers who comment, "WHERE CAN I BUY THIS" every time i post a photo to something in my ETSY shop because they cant find the links on a FN phone!"

by ghm-327 December 5, 2012

Phonetox

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox

He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.

by dERvMD December 23, 2017

phoneboy

Phoneboy fohn • boi noun: someone consumed with their phone, unable to tear themselves away from distraction

"That guy over there is such a Phoneboy"

by Lonk of Hyrool May 3, 2021

Phoneboy

Possibly one of the greatest indie rock bands to ever rock the world

Man “Phoneboy” is such a good band. Can’t wait for their new album

by I like Phoneboy July 27, 2022

phoneboner

Proud followers of the band, Phoneboy.

"Hey, have you listened to the new Phoneboy album yet?"
"Of course, I'm a proud Phoneboner!"

by quinmn August 4, 2023