Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
by B-Drac July 26, 2003
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"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
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"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016
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Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
by evandagoon April 3, 2020
Get the Evan Phillips mug.The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Kind and caring for all with a voice that so soothing I can hear it when I dream..she may seem like the serious working professional..9/5 but when she lets her hair down watch out...cuase your in for one crazy weeknd. She has an adventures fun spirit, and likes to push the boundaries. She has a love for fancy dress or should I say disguise ;) the most amazing person I've met in my entire life! Damn i gotta get that girl a plane !
by astrid December 14, 2013
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Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
by AYB May 21, 2003
Get the Terrance and Phillip mug.Phillip with 2L’s is the most amazing, caring, unique and funny man you could ever meet. He’s good looking and an amazing lover, the kind of guy who makes you believe in love again. An incredibly faithful guy and a man that will always call you beautiful when you look a mess. He’s goofy and childish at times but that just makes him fun to be around and makes you like him more and more. He’s a little bit of an geeky introvert with a love for comics, anime and games with a crazy personality and an adventurous side. A Phillip is the best hugger you can find.
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