Pffted

laughed but it's just. so much more funny. so much better. only heathens use 'laughed' anymore

ex: K: 'bro I pffted so hard I was crying'. C : 'sic bro'

by cassnoasslotsofsass April 4, 2022

Pftttttt

The truly dummy way of laughing in conversation, often used in text form

“Pftttttt you dummy” Exclaims Grace, The Gremlin Queen

by Cosmic2V July 22, 2022

pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff

Shitting your self

pftfttffbbrbrbrbbburgurggurglebrbrbppppfffffffffffff, this is scary!

by Snakie115 February 5, 2023

pftt

not a lauf but kind of

pftt haha your a bitch

by fuck no name September 14, 2023

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 17, 2007

pfft

The sound your co worker makes when he/she has no idea what he/she is talking about.

You are supposed to ship the program before saving. Pfft...

by zrepl July 24, 2009

Pfft

1. Used in disagreement
2. Joe's word.

Pfft, you are too a hooker.

by Joe LePage October 9, 2006