Pete

Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.

"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."

by enkephalin07 March 4, 2022

Pete

A hardcore motherfucker from CT.

See hardcore

"Holy shit, Pete just ran rather quickly, headfirst into that large wall comprised of hard stuff - mostly concrete!"

"Damn, he's so hardcore."

by Comosexual July 16, 2008

Pete

A person who asks a very obvious or stupid question

Does Messi play soccer?no pete he plays netball with his feet

by Weaklike7days June 24, 2017

Pete

A teenage or prepubescent male with a high voice who likes to play video games online.

I played Left 4 Dead online with a Pete last night. He was so annoying.

by Reginald B. Skipworth November 23, 2009

Pete

A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.

Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Who’s Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pete

Pete is a knob, usually born in September, they rarely treat their wife/partners on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, he is a good bloke but has areas for improvement

Pete, bit of a knob but okay to have a pint with

by Petebirks February 9, 2020

The Adventures of Pete and Pete

A wonderful Nickelodeon show from the 90s. That may sound bad, but its absurd and kind of quiet humor make it one of the best shows. Michael Maronna plays a teenage boy named Pete, and Danny Tamberelli as his younger brother (also named Pete).

"Have you seen The Adventures of Pete and Pete?"
"Nah. That sounds weird."
"Uncultured swine."

by TheRogueToast July 2, 2018