petrified wood

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

by k blau July 23, 2006

Pussified

A man who has been hanging out with women too much, and has become unpalatable to his male buddies.
Similar to pussywhipped, except a pussified person is not in a relationship, while a pussywhipped person is.

A: What's Rod been up to?

B: I haven't seen him much, ever since he moved in with his new chick roommate.

A: He's been pussified.

B: I guess he'd rather go shopping for new outfits.

by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

pystified

To be upset and mystified at the same time.

Frank said he was up for the concert and asked me to get him a ticket, so I did. Then, day of the concert, he's unreachable! I was pystified, but luckily I found someone else at the last minute, otherwise I'd have been stuck for $100

by xmercury69x November 14, 2010

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015

pestiferous

causing irritation or annoyance to someone, or everyone.

oh my god, she's so pestiferous

by theres no good usernames November 25, 2017

Pootified

The act of being turned into a minion of the Pooty cult. Those who follow in his corrupt path are doomed for a life of animosity!!!

The african kid is going to be pootified since he just met Pooty.

by Kyofu February 11, 2022

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010