"I’m sure I’ve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatch”
“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
“Call the police I can’t find my baby and I’ve just seen pervy pete leave the building”
Pete: “if you want I’ll babysit for you tonight”
Normal Person: “Fuck off or I’ll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?”
Pete: “oh haven’t you got a cute kid”
Translation:” I’m gonna eat your baby”
Pete: “I’m in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romance”
Translation: “I’m gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mum”
Pete: “I watched this really good documentary last night”
Translation: “I finally got that web cam working in your bedroom”
“Hey man did you just fart?”
“No, pete just came in”
Pete: “I love my mum”
Translation: “I keep her body under the bed”
Pete: “Me and my dad get on so well”
Translation: “He taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behind”
Pete: “Don’t you just love the smell of rain?”
Translation: “BATH TIME!”
Pete: “Hey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrate”
Girlfriend: “Look, I don’t know who you are or where you came from, I swear I won’t tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milk”.
Pete: “I love Halloween”
Translation: “Chereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the street”
by Hob Knobs August 11, 2008
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by MLIA2 February 8, 2010
Get the pervy mug.1. To be intoxicated off any alcohol.
2. Just started drinking.
How ever which way you think you sound cool, use it.
I first heard this word from my sisters ex after he got outa the pin after 2 years, I ask myself why in the fuck would dey be using that word up in der? Don't get me wrong, its pretty coo 2 use.
2. Just started drinking.
How ever which way you think you sound cool, use it.
I first heard this word from my sisters ex after he got outa the pin after 2 years, I ask myself why in the fuck would dey be using that word up in der? Don't get me wrong, its pretty coo 2 use.
by Justin August 29, 2004
Get the pervin mug.a pervert that is just perverted in general, but also has a tendency to go after underage girls
*see also epervon
*see also epervon
by stacemaster July 9, 2006
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Get the Pervy Percy mug.From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004
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