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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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Persian

(AKA IRANIAN) Is not an ARAB country, in fact many older Iranians dislike Arabs... a lot. Quick facts about iranians! 1. Gorgeous women who love brand names and German cars. 2. Hairy men, very hairy men; who love to buy German cars. 3. Persian women are VERY fiesty, they'll threaten to kick you butt if you piss them off but when your friends with a Persian its heaven. 4) Does not like movie 300, we alwasy say its over dramatized (because it is.) 5. Very gossipy women. 6. Crazy sex drive and appeal. 7. Obnoxiously smart, very good at what they do. 8. Tend to have best jobs (laywers, docters, engineers scientists.) 9. Very cocky but modest people. 10. Always late for everything, never expect us to be on time! 11. Some of the best food. Ever.
Yeah bud he must have been Persian!
by AlistPersian September 20, 2010
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Persianfootball

I play AYSO. It's Persianfootball, the real football!
by Perzn November 26, 2009
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persian

to sum it all up-
persians come from Persia aka Iran (ee-ran not i-ran). the chicks r amazingly hot. they r rich and smart. dress in mostly black. and have longass eyelashes. they almost always drive a mercedes or bmw. and always have a gold or silver chain necklace on. they r probably the most modest people in the world... BIG STATUS PIMPS
another way of thinkin about it... italian looks, greek family
by TheGodFather November 7, 2004
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Persian

A race of people originating from Iran. These people, like Germans, are Aryans. Persians are also white, and not semitic; they are descendants of Japheth, not Shem. Persians aren't Arabs either: Lebanese, Syrians, Saudis, and Yemenites are Arabs, but not Persians. Their native religion is Zoroastarianism, but most Persians practice islam today because they were forced to convert to the religion after the Arabs invaded Iran in the 7th Century AD.

They once had a powerful and vast empire, but it was destroyed by the Greeks and even worse by the Arabs. Alexander the Great destroyed the mighty city of Persepolis when he was drunk, but the Arabs tried to suppress their culture and brought Islam, and tried to do away with the Persian language though they were unsuccessful in doing so.

Modern Persians in Iran are given little freedom and oppressed by the Islamic republic, while Persians outside of Iran are typically prosperous.
Persians are an ancient race and the founders of the oldest nation in the world: Iran
by gsmax4 April 1, 2009
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Persian

Iranian language and people who are from Iran call themselves Persian. No it is not prince of Persia come on now -.-
Girl: hey what are you?
Boy: Persian
by somegirl123 August 8, 2013
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persian princess

A woman of Iranian descent, typically residing in Beverly Hills, CA, who believes she is entitled to the world simply because she is beautiful, has a perfect body, and her pussy tastes better than the best dessert.
She's hot, but she's a persian princess... I can't afford to keep her.
by weedheaded December 10, 2008
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