permanent red

when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red.

Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.

by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006

permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF)

A condition where the natural position of the facial muscles gives the appearance of being aggitated, moody, or unapproachable at all times. All basic facial gestures can be confused with a wicked case of constipation including: smiling, frowning, and even exuberance. Unlike Bitchy Resting Face (BRF), PBF can happen in men or women and affects the facial features at all times. The only real cure for PBF is to lighten up and get over yourself.

Wow, I was going to buy that girl at the bar a drink, until she turned around and I saw she had Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).

Mike used to roll his eyes and sigh during the staff meeting. After being confronted about it, now he just sits there with Permanent Bitchy Face (PBF).

by kdizzle84 December 31, 2013

Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.

Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.

by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023

permanent marker hair

A head that has been shaved off and written on with permanent marker.

My hair is being such a bitch that i'm guna permanent marker hairerize it! WOOHOOW IM SUCH A GENIUS!! permanent marker hair ROCKS MY GYM SOCKS!!!

by afro girl (aka alex) May 14, 2006