Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach

Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes

by John Dice April 19, 2020

perpleblunkys

"shoes that's are really fucking uncomfortable
they'll make your feet all sweaty and there's nothing you can do about it
ur socks get damp when u take em off and you have to wring them out and drink whatever comes out of em"

"Ugh I have to drink my shoe sweat again"

"Oh god, you got perpleblunkys again?"

by IzzyFizzys February 15, 2022

Perplexiphant

"Perplexiphant" is a type of Image that gets weirder, worse or more disturbing, the longer you look at it.

Just look for "Image that gets worse the longer you look at it" and you'll find some examples!

Here, look at this Perplexiphant I found!

by Phorphobia June 13, 2023

spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol September 4, 2016

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006

Periphery

A person or persons one may at some point choose to date/sleep with, but is not currently, mainly due to the factors of a) distance, or b) one or more parties being involved with someone else.

As Mr. Moore enjoys tapping into the periphery, he will doubtless do so with one of these alluring new roommates.

by Pegleg McGuiness July 14, 2009

ill peripheral

Is a condition that results from having been awake for several days in a row where any movement in your peripheral field of vision becomes very pronounced and annoying causing you to continually look to see what it is.

"Man I need to get some sleep, I got that ill peripheral."

by Kiloh Jonson January 1, 2009