penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

petite venison

Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.

Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.

by John Stewart (not THE John Stewart) August 20, 2006

Pente for Pay

Person that's a pentecostal evangelical christian just to get business connections.

My dude is a pente for pay cuz to he be at the strip club all night then at church on sunday just to network with the business folks.

by Baby'Awit December 12, 2020

Peniel

A Korean-American rapper. He's part of the boygroup Btob. He's often called the definition of the word masterpiece, which he really is. He has the most beautiful mindset.

P1: Who's the definition of the word masterpiece?
P2: Of course it's Shin Peniel!

by Hutazone March 1, 2021

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019