penised

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!

by aka_Pyro June 14, 2007

Penise

Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.

I had a great taste of that Penise, then i used it to scratch my Clit.

by Jason Something June 15, 2003

Penisless

To be without a penis.

Seda has no penis so he is penisless .

by Jorge Radley December 12, 2008

Penisland

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.

Penisland Angry Pirate

by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009

penislessness

The state of not having a penis

You are just mad because you suffer from penislessness

by Raziel April 28, 2003

Penislicious

When a guy's penis is so delicious those ho's are all over it.

"Penislicious: Melts in your mouth and your hands."

by Call me bitch one more time December 20, 2008

touch penises

1. when two penises touch

2. when you hang out with a male friend a lot, usually used from male to male

"hey man erik's hella cool"
"well why dont you go touch penises with him you like him so much"

by highknightjuice December 17, 2007