Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

Penial Resh

When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.

Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.

Derisha: Thats fuckee....

Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.

by Shantell Deniquk Willy-hams January 1, 2012

aggressive-penial-thrusts

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's cock and thrusts repeatedly

God my aggressive-penial-thrusts i used last night might of killed that whore.

by alexandraswartzsuckscock January 18, 2012

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

Penial Errecter

Penial errecter are people that make other people which the X and Y chromosome HARD.

I am the penial errecter as I see that your penis is now errected

by penialerrecter June 13, 2025

penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019