pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.

1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!

by Giangi January 8, 2021

Pence Effect

When a person is held responsible for something by their boss that logic and/or the facts suggest is due to a number of other circumstances. While it can be argued very narrowly that the employee could have behaved differently, it is the case that there are too many aforementioned factual or logical inconsistencies to cause the ire of the boss upon the employee. An important element is that this judgement and subsequent criticism is after a considerable amount of time where the employee has offered loyalty in the face of difficult positions taken by or assignments given by one's boss.

The vice president suffered from the Pence Effect when he was blamed by his boss for not single handedly overturning the election.

That guy toiled loyally for years attempting to implement his bosses ideas even though they were I'll advised. When they didn't work out he was blamed. Sure, maybe someone else could have done it, but to draw the conclusion that it's his fault is a stretch at best. He suffered from the Pence Effect.

by TheNewLexicon January 10, 2021

Pence Sense

noun and adjective When an individual is both gay and homophobic. Based on the previous American Vice President Michael Pence, who many have head cannoned to be homosexual despite his support of many homophobic agendas.

Kelly Anne Conway has mad Pence Sense.

Abby Shapiro is definitely Pence Sense.

by Jason A Rowland November 20, 2021

Pence-Pence

Match’s Nickname for Pencil

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”

by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023

Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.

I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.

by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024

Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018