pee pee smoker

One who smokes pee pees

Sarah is a pee pee smoker

by Grizzle adams May 9, 2018

Pee Pee Spit

A Pee Pee spitting (cum)

I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.

by Phatgrower January 5, 2022

pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011

pee shy

The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.

"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"

"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."

by The Grammar Nazi July 2, 2004

Pee Sauna

Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.

A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.

Evan: What if you guys did a pee sauna?

by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 17, 2020

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017

pee shy

The inability to urinate under pressure.

Also known as shy bladder and the medically diagnosable social anxiety disorder paruresis. Varies widely in severity but is thought to affect 7% of the population.

Often associated with familiar persons waiting or being within hearing distance or privacy concerns, although severe paruretics may never pee in public.

I'm late for class cause I had to pee.

by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004