Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome

A fake syndrome created in a joke blog by Dennis Baron of the University of Illinois. Many people were fooled by Baron, as the article heavily uses scientific jargon, making it appear like a legitimate piece of scientific literature, but the actual text includes a litany of linguistic jokes and signs that it is actually a hoax. Also, anyone with a basic understanding of OCD would be able to tell that the purported symptoms of "GPS" are dissimilar to actual OCD symptoms; OCD is an anxiety disorder defined by intrusive thoughts and repetitive behaviors, not a need for order or structure.

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome is a load of baloney, however I do have Memetic Veracity Syndrome; that is, the need to correct false information (particularly contained in memes) on the internet.

by Jimbeezy4sheezy December 14, 2017

Pedamphibaphobia

The fear of stepping on a frog barefoot and causing it to explode getting frog guts and juices all over your foot.

Dude #1: Hey man! Let's go gig some frogs!
Dude #2: Uhh i dont think so. I have Pedamphibaphobia.

by xMerlonx June 23, 2012

Pedaphile

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Double pedal C

A note even lower than pedal F. It is so low that nothing can stop this note after it has come out.

“Chandler played a double pedal C and everyone around him turned to dust as if thanos snapped his finger.”

by Sax4Life April 4, 2019

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

pedasito

1. A really fine, good looking woman with a tight body.
Synonyms: Bizcochito

Hombre #1: Uuy! Mira que pedasito va caminando por aqui!
Hombre #2: Ay wey! Ve y pidele su nombre a ese bizcochito!
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Man #1: Wow! Check out that little piece of ass walking right here!
Man #2: God damn! Go ask that tight little thing for her name!

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

pediflatuosis

pety-flat-you-O-sis

1.The condition wherein an indevidual uncontrolably passes gas with each successive step.
2.The walking Farts

Man, I've got a major case of pediflatuosis.

by GamesPlus July 17, 2005