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gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time
Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008
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Plasterer's Bucket

A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.
After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.
by Richy Boy September 7, 2005
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She had a face like a plasterers radio.
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Do you know that guy over there?
Ofcourse, his "second" name is Peater.

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Peskipiksi Pesternomi

The ultimate name for a spell in the world of Harry Potter. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' is supposedly meant to round up Pixie's, but Gilderoy "shittest professor in the world" Lockhart shows us that he's a fraud and doesn't know what he's talking about. The ugly bastard with a extremely cheesy and horrible looking smile was unfortunate to not die in the Chamber of Secrets when his memory loss spell, "Obliviate" backfired and caused him to lose his memory while shooting up into the air hitting several rocks along the way before falling back down causing Ron and Harry to be separated from each other which is the saddest moment of the film.
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plasterer's radio

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating
Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!
by The Rellie November 7, 2007
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