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pearland

that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him
by who is chris September 1, 2004
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Pearlness

Pefectly rolled blunt
Pearlness is key when rolling blunts
by Dankooo July 31, 2010
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Pealin the bananna

When you pinch the head of your penis with your left hand and shave the shaft with the razor in your right using long strokes toward you
Dude, wait your turn, I gotta hot date with Ashley tonight and "I'm pealin the bananna" in here!!
by Rabbot October 7, 2011
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perlin

a creature who breathes out hookah. he smokes hookah in his spare time and loves to smoke hookah. most call him perlin, few call him jon, very few call him a geologist. he craves the hookah smell and loves all flavors. he enjoys long walks on broad street, temple star, hookah, and pittsburgh and also geology. he is perlin the magnificant.
hey who wants to smoke hookah?
perlin does!
by perlin4master November 4, 2013
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[pearl] in the [oyster]

Referring to a chicks clitoris. The little bean like part on the outer part of the vagina in between the labias, or lips of the vagina. Vaginas could look like oysters, leaving the clit to be the pearl. Play with the pearl and make the girl happy.
Guy: "Did I find your pearl in the oyster?"
Girl: "YES, YES, YES, YES!"
by findmypearl January 23, 2014
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Pearlie Necklace

by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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Pearland

A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.

Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!

One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.

Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.

You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"

"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
by WingedZebra August 17, 2009
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