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Pearling

To use Potty Pearls to clean up after your nasty ass destroys your family’s toilet.
Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.

Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.
by M_woodsy May 7, 2018
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Pearliny

A girl that is stuck on tik tok and really doesn’t have a life.
She acts just like a Pearliny!
by Enemy number 1 April 15, 2020
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Pearling Season International

A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.
'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'
by Qatarslander999999999 September 21, 2023
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Pearling

Ejaculated a kidney stone into the uterus and letting it stay like an oyster pearl
Hey babe, can we do some pearling tonight.

I'm boutta pearl on you.
by Hatagrin April 23, 2024
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Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
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