peanut

the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!

Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!

by Jellybean March 15, 2005

peanut

The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.

She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.

by AnXS July 20, 2009

peanut

the tytest girl at hse

peanut is so tyte to hang out with

by peanut March 3, 2004

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

by Ares708 June 8, 2016

Peanut

Another name for SCP 173, usually used in SCP: Secret Laboratory

“O no peanut is there” (silence for 1 second) (d-boi blinks) (neck snap)

by RoyelPixel ._. October 11, 2018

peanut

a type of nut that elephants like!

www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970212/gallery/peanut.gif

by Peanutluva1507 March 14, 2009

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003