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Pearl Jam 

The Greatest Rock Band ever. A band who stays true to themselves and does not care about trends or album sales. Many bandwagon fans will tell you that their only good album was Ten and that everything else sucks. But true fans will love No Code and not care if it did not have any hits.
Stupid Bandwagon Fan: "Man I wish Pearl Jam would make another Ten again."

True Fan: "Fuck you, Ten was great, but they have made so much more better albums than that album."
Pearl Jam by rockmusicman April 22, 2011
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A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.
I have more respect for Avril
pearl jam by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004

Pearl Jam 

One of the big 4 of Grunge which includes Nirvana,Alice In Chains,and Soundgarden. Pearl Jam got famous for creating masterpiece albums such as Ten,Vs,Vitalogy,Yield,Binaural,Riot Act,and their newest album Backspacer. The only shit album they did was No Code. That one sucked donkey balls.
Pearl Jam can be considered a part of making Grunge popular.

Pearl Jam 

the absolute, without a doubt, worst band of all time.
i heard a Pearl Jam song on the radio the other day and felt like shooting the DJ in the face for playing such shit
Pearl Jam by mongo cant beat me November 20, 2011

Pearl Jam 

The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.
Pearl Jam by UltimateDoge January 5, 2023

Pearl Jam 

When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.
Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall
Pearl Jam by GringoElGuapo April 18, 2024

Pearl Jam 97 

Term used to describe a girl who is frugal in giving it up. Comes from a reference to Pearl Jam's popularity in 97. Did you ever try to get into a Pearl Jam concert in 97? Not many people could.
friend: "hey how'd the date with that girl go?"

me: "i got pearl jam 97'd"

friend: "sucks"
Pearl Jam 97 by D-Ray Smash August 4, 2005