polka penis

A penis with dots.

His penis was dotted hence polka penis.

by Mr. polka penis December 11, 2015

polka

A music style only Weird Al can pull off

Angry White Boy Polka has angry crackers yelling against an acordian

by Alex Riley April 8, 2004

Polka Dot Kisses

Kissing each and every polka dot on an item of clothing worn by one’s significant other.

Whenever Jamila wears that pattern on her panties she knows she’s gonna get her some polka dot kisses.

by prettyprincipal July 31, 2019

polkatude

POLKATUDIOUS was a word used in the film " The House with a Clock in its Walls" ...yet I can't find any definition relating to it except YANNY!!!

Apparently it's something that can DISTRACT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET FOR 24HOURS... A DISTRACTION of SORT

The "URBAN DICTIONARY" is a POLKATUDE (of sort)as it gives unrelated or Obscure Definitions of WORDS THINGS PHRASES which Distracts from the TRUE MEANING ...

LOVING WORDS

POLKATUDIOUS is in effect the ACT of INSTIGATING the DISTRACTION of Phrase or Words that Distracts the Entire WORLD WIDE WEB & gets EVERYONE talking about something completely Bogus or Unrelated .

I find words can be almost a POLKATUDE Exceptions to this rule are there are none!
Loving Words

by ChaosAboundZ October 24, 2019

polkageist

A ghost that, when it appears, only ever does a lively dance of Bohemian origin in duple time.

"The ghost in our house is constantly doing the polka -- it's a polkageist."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2019

Polka dot underwear

The emperor's new clothes.

The emperor looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Polka dot underwear

The emperor's new clothes.

The emperor always wanted people to think he/ she was loose and not uptight when that was convienient, then to think that he/she was wholesome and serious when that was convienient. He/she looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear, and no longer had to be concerned about his/her appearance to the world, or what people thought of him/her the way everybody else was.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021