payton moormeier

is a beautiful man, hes so perfect, his hair is so perfect he have freckles and also he has a beautiful personality.

i want to touch payton moormeier hair

by paytons gf June 2, 2020

(Boy) payton

He Is the hottest and sexiest beast you will ever see he is a sweat at fortnite and and u amazing at sports, he is always super lit and never GAY

(Boy) Payton is the goat

by TSM_gamggang123 April 29, 2019

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016

Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?

With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Payton

The best friend a person could ever have, Payton is always there for you, always caring, understanding and loving! Payton is usually beautiful and a extremely talented dancer who's really flexible. Payton is very lovable and makes friends with everyone. Payton is also a total boy magnet! And really sexy.

Oh wow she's such a Payton everyone likes her!

by Paytonthebestfriendthelover January 25, 2014

Payton (boy)

Payton is a very attractive, sweet person. He us very caring and will always be there to listen to you. He is very enjoyable and easy to talk to. His smile lights up the room. He usually has blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. He is very athletic and can play any sport you put him into. He makes a great boyfriend and is a great kisser. He will spoil you with sweet words and compliments. Payton finds love very easily and is honest about it. He's trustworthy and always there for you. He will make you feel special and cared about. If you find a Payton, he's a keeper.

Oh my gosh... I want a Payton (boy). He's so perfect.

by averagestudent. May 23, 2020

Paytn

She is a beautiful girl, and can always make you laugh. She always knows what to say, and gives the best advice. The coolest girl you can ever meet. She's a great girlfriend.

Jen: "Have you met a Paytn?"

Allie: "Yeah, she's the best friend I've ever had!"

by ILoveYouSoMuchLady October 14, 2011