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Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo September 30, 2011
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Pattern

To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b
by Deadbritishlad March 5, 2017
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cumpulsion repitition pattern

The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.

The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.

For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity

It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.

Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain

Found in the pleasure.

Your welcome dude
Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat

Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.

Dude ain't feeling any pain.
by Tonythetiler December 23, 2021
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patteera

thicc asian mama mmmmm yeahhhh budddyyy
everyone: patteera is literally the best person to ever exist.
by pattibba March 30, 2019
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Coon patties

I think I'm be in Tonya's & jennifers coon patties tonight
by Nolia85 January 23, 2010
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Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.
Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
by Kurzawa June 16, 2011
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patter

The slang and the use of slang by a certain person or group of persons. Can be used in a posative or negative manner depending on the assessement of it quality in wit, humour, and mannerism. Scottish in orgin.
"That guys patter wis puremagic"
"That guys patter wis pure crap."
by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007
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