(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.
In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete
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Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.
Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.
Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.
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When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.
Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
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Starred in Oklahoma (musical), Phantom of the Opera, Angels in America (TV series), The Alamo, Hard Candy, Little Children, Lakeview Terrace, Watch
men, Insidious 1 and 2, and The Conjuring.
Starred in Oklahoma (musical), Phantom of the Opera, Angels in America (TV series), The Alamo, Hard Candy, Little Children, Lakeview Terrace, Watch
men, Insidious 1 and 2, and The Conjuring.
Patrick Wilson is 6'1" tall, weighs about 180 pounds, and has a powerful butt from distance running.
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Producer of 'Like Vines' and 'Viva La Cobra'
Loves Prince.
And David Bowie.
Nothing sus.
Lets see you write a slash out of that one!
Producer of 'Like Vines' and 'Viva La Cobra'
Loves Prince.
And David Bowie.
Nothing sus.
Lets see you write a slash out of that one!
by KissMySASS! November 14, 2007
Get the PATRICK STUMP mug.Neil Patrick Harris: "I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY."
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