pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 03, 2009

pasty

an extremely favourable word to describe and sort of vagina. coming from the pastry treat which resemles the cunt.

even if ur rough as fuck i still think you are lush Wallsend, Byker, Whitley Bay all the fanny is pure classy i'll take you back to my house and fucking smash ya pasty

by flagginole May 14, 2009

Pastied

A state of heavy, verging on ludicrous intoxication.

"Mate I was absolutely pastied last night. Was drinking vodka like it was water.."

by Bradomir September 10, 2016

pasty

A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.

Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018

pasty

The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.

your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!

by awkward LC December 19, 2004

pasty

can be used as an adjective to describe a female or a male. Usually used as an insult, "pasty" means white.

Man, yousa pasty boy, you cracka.

by my name goes here November 14, 2005

pasty

one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends

That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom

by Anti-Pasty August 31, 2009