partoke

Like partake:
1. To take or have a part or share; participate.
2. To take or be given part or portion: The guests partook of a delicious dinner.

But in the sisutaion of smoking marijuana, pot, weed, skunk, hash, ganja, erb, smoke, grass, buddha etc.

Guy 1: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Smokeing a j. you wanna partoke?"

by DutchPants July 27, 2004

parakeet

Resting your cock and balls on someone's shoulder.

Joe took his cock and balls out, rested them on his girlfriends shoulder and told her she had a pretty parakeet.

by Texas Sucks August 29, 2005

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

parcake

1. Eat or drink (cakes)
2. Join in (an activity in relation to cakes)

For example, a yoga class is happening in the room next to you and you say "I want to parcake in that class and just chill in the back."

by 123231234123 April 4, 2017

Paraketic

A word used to describe someone as 'parakeet-like'
People described as paraketic may also be transvestite.

"You paraketic young man! Get over here!"

by BigBonah123 March 12, 2023