Parfait

A word to describe a super white girl.

"Man, my shoulders are burning. You got sunscreen?"
"Nah. Go ask that parfait across the pool. I bet she's repping spf 100."

by Butseriously612 July 12, 2017

Parfait

A Parfait is when you cum inside a woman, pour some granola in her and then eat her out.

John gave Rachel a parfait.

by OscarNipps January 30, 2018

Period Parfait

1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.

"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"

by Liam Loughlin May 2, 2006

Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

Sam Parfitt

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.

Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.

by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018

parfitt

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005