Paparazzi

An Italian word for crazy photographers who follow people around and take lots of pictures of them

The freaking paparazzi won’t leave me alone!

by Sdcfnrjsm May 23, 2018

A Paparnapy

A confusing and uncharasmatic female requiring a high level of emotional investment, for very little return. Generally considered a waste of time.

He spent all night down the beach with her talking hoping to get his sword kissed. But she turned out to be a Paparnapy.

by thabiggestshark July 14, 2017

panarea

A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.

Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.

Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!

by Confirmologist6969 April 8, 2016

Paparazzo

paparazzo (plural paparazzi)

A freelance photographer who sells photographs of celebrities to the media, especially one who pursues celebrities and attempts to obtain candid photographs.

A good paparazzo can get an handful of photographs from celebrities with his artistry.

by anonymous February 23, 2021

facebook Paparazzi

When someone takes photos of embarrassing moments or doing things you probably shouldn't be doing, then uploads and tags them on facebook for all your friends to see.

"My girlfriend saw a picture of me licking some random chick... damn you facebook Paparazzi!"

by jhiugiygiuyhgoijh May 27, 2008

Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.

1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!

by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011

Paparoach

A very large joint or roach which is usually 4-6 inchs long and is smoked in a group

Dylan rolled a quarter into a paparoach and lit it up in his basement with his dealer

by Chick mag June 7, 2009