panzer elite 

Used to describe a german tank crew who is unable to activate the neurons to do their job correctly.

General: Did we just stop the invasion because Charlie squad broke their tracks on a twig?

Soldier: It's just the panzer elite.

panzer elite by DsHK.50 May 31, 2023

panzer chocolate

German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.

We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.

panzer chocolate by aw_vw September 28, 2023

Girls und panzer

A masterpiece sent from the heavens

John watches girls und panzer:he is blessed and is a good man

Girls und panzer by Gup supporter December 29, 2019

Doing a Panzer 

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.

It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!

Doing a Panzer by Corbinoski February 6, 2012

German Panzer

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while pushing her across the floor face down while making tank noises; this will usually result in the female getting a massive rug burn across her face.

Tonight im going to give a girl the german panzer.

German Panzer by Csquared092 October 2, 2010

Paper Panzer 

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.

Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.

Paper Panzer by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011

Tommy Panzer 

Another name for Pulling the one eyed purple headed skin flute. Also known as Tommy Tank.

I'm off to trap 1 for a Tommy Panzer.

Tommy Panzer by Steven Juzerichtizzeckt April 21, 2017