Pankus

A mushroom shaped bruise or related mark resulting from a particularly forecful pank. A visible injury or mark left by a high velocity whipping of one's penis against another.

I left my signature pankus on her left cheek and let her know that "she ought not be sassin' daddy"

by Breeched November 24, 2006

Pangus

A total blockhead. Moron. Idiot.

Stop acting like a fucking Pangus.

by Know the Toe September 19, 2003

pannus

A large roll of abdominal fat which can extend anywhere from the genitals to, in some cases, all the way past the knees.

That woman is so fat, she has her pannus tucked into her pants!

by rmosler August 3, 2006

Panus

A penis coming out of one's anus

My dick hurt when i sat on my panus!

by Dr. blowjob May 24, 2011

Pangus

Looks like a sumo. But none of it is muscle. It’s just fat. A literal ball of fat that can walk but prefers to sit literally anywhere.

He’s doin a pangus

by Yumcha July 9, 2018

stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004

Pangus

A word that means foot.

I have athletes pangus.

by Pangus Lover June 3, 2009