Facebook Pandemic

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.

1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....

by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010

Copioid Pandemic

Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.

I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in

B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!

A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings

by Dada’s Abode April 17, 2020

Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.

That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.

by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020

Pandemic Special

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.

That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special

by rock17 September 30, 2020

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

Pandemic playlist

Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.

The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!

by Lovekam March 22, 2020