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Palpatine

While Palpatine was the greatest Sith Lord and practitioner of the Force, he was not the last. Lady Lumiya, a pupil of Darth Vader's, would return the Sith to its cladestine ways decades after the Emperor's demise.
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by JFr April 14, 2005
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palatine water polo

A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd
by whoo123 May 1, 2010
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Palatine Inn Restaurant

The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.
1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)

2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."

3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."
by Horrified people February 28, 2011
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palpatine

Emperor Palpatine, aka Huff, is the leader of the dark side of the force, aka the mormon church. He is lethal with a red lightsaber, but his devastating lightning is so powerful he doesn't even need it.
by oljedi July 29, 2005
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Palpatine

When one begins to cum on a girls face and she holds her hands up, wrinkles her face, and moans “I’m too weak” like Emperor Palpatine in his battle with Mace Windu in Star Wars: The Revenge of the Smith.
Dude I was feeling bored last night so I Palpatined my girl and felt just like Samuel L. Jackson
by ItsWorkinggg December 28, 2019
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palpatinism

A mental disorder in which, the patient attempts to influence a single or a variable size group of individuals to commit several actions accordingly to the patients desires. This differs from other disorders, since the patient has two sets of clothing on stand by, one to subvert people in public and other for plotting.
Me: Today I woke up and started to do the dishes.
Friend: Why would you do that?
Me: I think my wife maybe influenced in my sleep
Friend: Does she sometimes wear a black robe?
Me: Yes. Why?
Friend: I believe your wife suffers from palpatinism
by jarodium May 5, 2020
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Palpatined

When while playing codenames you give a terrible clue and then double down on that terrible clue
Wow Rob really palpatined the shit out of that round!
by The Number Threve September 4, 2021
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