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palpatinism

A mental disorder in which, the patient attempts to influence a single or a variable size group of individuals to commit several actions accordingly to the patients desires. This differs from other disorders, since the patient has two sets of clothing on stand by, one to subvert people in public and other for plotting.
Me: Today I woke up and started to do the dishes.
Friend: Why would you do that?
Me: I think my wife maybe influenced in my sleep
Friend: Does she sometimes wear a black robe?
Me: Yes. Why?
Friend: I believe your wife suffers from palpatinism
by jarodium May 5, 2020
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Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
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Warm Palpatine

The sexual act of jizzing all over your balls and then tasing them.
“Yeah my girl showed me the Warm Palpatine, still have the scorch marks!”
by spluffer August 6, 2025
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The Dirty Palpatine

The act of cumming inside your girlfriend right as she gets struck by lightning and your electrified spunk makes her hair static
"Hey Ollie, have you ever done, The Dirty Palpatine?"
"What the fuck Tim?"
by epicminecrafter69420 February 25, 2021
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palpatine twist

When some-how, some-thing, returns.
Like a Palpatine Twist, The Clap came back the very next day; I thought it was a' gone but it just couldn't stay away. Away, away.
by Bogrimm February 3, 2024
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