Palestined

I really wanted to cancel my gym membership but I was palestined by the manipulative salesperson and ended up renewing for another 2 years!

by Mohammad Hassan December 27, 2023

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Palestine

Pretending to be a victim while trying to commit murder

My exwife was trying to Palestine me but the cops luckily saw through her lies.

by Delakando December 27, 2023

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Palestined

When a person doesn’t take accountability for their own self-inflicted problems and shifts it to another more successful individual in order to play victim and gain sympathy from others.

Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I killed my boss cause he was making me poor.
Prisoner 1: How was he making you poor?
Prisoner 2: He fired me for not showing up to work and complaining that it was his fault.
Prisoner 1: oh so you totally palestined it

by Heehee😂😂😂 December 27, 2023

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Palestine

A fake country borrowed from the Romans when they destroyed the Land of Israel and changed the name to humiliate the mostly Jewish communities. Later given the name by PLO terrorist leader Arafat and has been a breeding ground for terrorists and militants ever since.

Palestine was never a country but one large refugee settlement inhibited by mostly Jordanians. Promotes terrorism and sends suicide bombers into Israel at every chance.

by Yaesh December 27, 2023

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Palestined

To hold into something for so long you start to believe it’s yours.

“ bro I lent Jimmy my PS5 last year and he’s had it so long he now refuses to give it back or even acknowledge it’s mine. Dude Palestined me!”

by Allah is god December 27, 2023

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When you pretend that something that belongs to someone else is yours, make up a name for yourself that associates you with that thing, and tantrum about it forever.

My toddler palestined that toy from his sister.

by Justinebahama December 27, 2023

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