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pragmantic

(adjective) Having excessively realistic expectations about romance.
(noun) a person who has excessively realistic expectations about romance.
I'm pragmantic - I'll be your girlfriend until someone better comes along.

He's such a pragmantic - he loves her as long as it doesn't eat into his video gaming time.

The pragmantic approach would be to sleep with him until you can find a way to dump him without breaking his heart.
by Bigbottomend September 30, 2009
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Pagani huayra

^ above is mad because he is too poor to afford a gtr and only has a prius
yo whatcha wanna type on urban dictionary
bro i didnt fucking ask
ok imma show hate towards a Pagani huayra
bro i still didnt ask
by poorassjack December 19, 2021
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here comes Pacman

YO YO YO YO YO, WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

Hey Pac-Man, what's up?

ME YOU BITCHES, I'M HIGH ON CRACK! WANNA FREE BASE?

No Pac-Man, drugs are bad!

Yep, can't help you man.

PUSSIES!!!!
Ah shit, here comes Pacman!
by Vaxen July 11, 2018
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Jeremy Paxman

A popular UK drinking game. As used in the expression "to do a Jeremy Paxman".

A Paxman is two more than a John Craven, one more than a Trevor McDonald.

Therefore the act of drinking 5 pints without a piss.

(5 UK pints is 2.84 litres)

This is big league stuff - be careful out there.
See the John Craven for instructions.

Jeremy Paxman is a British BBC news presenter from England. He is best known for his abrasive and forthright style of interviewing on the BBC's Newsnight programme. Respect to Flip!
by Scott Hatton December 24, 2007
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Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.
by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010
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Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.
Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...
by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009
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