PAF

Phat Ass Forte, this abbreviation is in reference to a kid named forte, who has a phat ass. (it’s crazy plump)

Damn, look at PAF (phat ass forte) go, i mean that shit claps when he walks.

by joecrenshaw November 20, 2023

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PAF

Pretentious as fuck. Noun. A person who is showy, flashy, flaunty.

That guy is such a paf.

by Shishkabobbett May 3, 2019

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paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

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PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017

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Pretentious art fiddler.

Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.

-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.

Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.

Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.

by Zahkrosis June 4, 2021

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