Paf

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

by nicepear December 3, 2011

PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

Paf

Something bad/ bad experience/ bad thing

This meal was soooo paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

#PAFS

People Are Fucking Stupid

I cant believe they are gonna try and tell me how to live my life.. #PAFS

by KiddyPool August 8, 2020

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011

Paf

Pretentious art fiddler.

Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.

-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.

Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.

Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.

by Zahkrosis June 4, 2021

PAF

Acronym for Phony As Fuck

“You can always tell when a girl is being PAF, b/c she’s too nice to be believed.”

by Chrissy13 May 18, 2018