startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009

meta-paedophile

A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.

Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.

by mikey_bear August 11, 2023

Female Paedophile

Figure it out yourself.

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

by LordJenal September 28, 2022

pedophilesexual

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016