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padron

(Verb) Twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. Also known as extreme twerking.
Frank: Did you see that YouTube video of Christina?
Jennifer: Yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n' slide, but at least she was padroning like a total badass.

Jonathan: I think I'm going to padron tonight. You wanna come?
Glenn: Sweet, I'll grab my roller-blades!
by The Gunshow September 27, 2013
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Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"
I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.
by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009
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pajock

1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...

2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.
Polly is being a pajock today...
by Shawn B. December 6, 2003
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pajoohied

The act of disgracing a woman through sexual means. This is often accompanied by a marked ignorance of her menstrual cycle. Often accomplished by "using the rhythm method," in conjunction with rectal penetration. Prophylatics are by definition neglected, or purposefully torn.

The tell-tale sign of beeing pajoohied is if the individiual stops talking to her the next day and acts like she never existed.
Look at the way she's walking, she must've gotten pajoohied.... hard.

"I wanna cum in her face!!!!" <--phrase often uttered upon pajoohiing
by senator alb June 27, 2008
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Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.
My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.
by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008
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Padpon

Allison: Oh jeepers, my crimson wave is really a'flowin'! I don't think a tampon will be enough!

Jessica: Here, I've got an extra padpon you can borrow. Just don't bring it back.
by Study Party!! June 19, 2010
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Padoru

The cursed Weeb meme that ever existed on Christmas. It is more popular than Digimon's Jingle Bells version which is "Karaku Hayaku" instead of "Padoru Padoru."
Comparison of Lyrics:
Digimon: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, YUKI NO NAKA WO, KARAKU HAYAKU"
Fate/Extra: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, TSUKIMIHARA WO, PADORU PADORU"
by Ronald Lee March 29, 2021
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